I couldn't think of another "th" word to add to the list.
My posts are not as long as they appear. Read on.
I think you are wonderful.Why?You blogged. I would love to see Pocahontas Attacks. I think it would somehow fulfill that savage Indian instinct within me...
There'd be a really cool scene where she flings a bow through the neck of her opponent two seats away. And no, I didn't mean arrow when I said bow.
Neck? I believe it was slightly above the heart, yet below the collar bone. Nothing could be more painful. It would be an excellent twist to the end, where Mr. Thompson... I mean... John Smith begins to yell and Pocahontas is killed by his incredibley sharp baton. Sword.
I'm not sure about the Star Trek one...Anyhow...I do not like Killer Whales, and I'm sure Willy would have a satisfactory revenge if he'd just stop being tame, and let the monster free. (In Marine Bio, you learn more than you want to. For example, killer whales are literally the wolves of the ocean. I had to watch a long documentary of them chasing down a baby gray whale calf, and drown it, while the mom is trying to push it up so it can breathe...man...saddest thing I ever saw.)Pocahantas should've attacked in real life.Babe: Pig in the Meat-packing Plant says it all.Godzilla? Never seen it. :)Land Before Time is way overdone.Star Wars is also overdone. What's star wars without Han Solo? Nothing. Don't need the prequels.Sadly, to admit I'm a clueless person, I have no idea who Beavis and Butthead are...just that they had obnoxious laughter.
Another Sequel you won't see? Little Mermaid 3: Ursula Strikes BackCinderella 3: Cinderella learns to talk without being shy or succumbing.Mulan 3: Shang and Mulan decide to see other people.
Great post, Natty. Here's a few more:Hamlet 2: Night of the Living DeadRosebud's Revenge (Citizen Kane)Mr. Smith goes to BarbadosTo Kill a PigeonDances with GoatsGuess Who's Coming to Brunch
Congratulations Prancy!For being you.
Prancy?What kind of name is that?
It's the boomerang fish. Guaranteed fresh. I throw the fish A-WAY... and it comes back to me. Get 'em while they're fresh.
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