Friday, November 24, 2006

Sequels You Won't See in Theatres


10. Free Willy 6: Willy's Revenge

9. Star Trek: Journey to the Bottom of the Sewer

8. Beavis and Butthead Become Mature, Responsible Adults

7. Pocahontas Attacks!

6. Babe: Pig in the Meat-packing Plant

5. Godzilla Goes to Therapy

4. Land Before Time 18: Oh Wait. They did do that one.

3. I Really Still Know What You Did Four Summers Ago (Or Was it Five?)

2. Titanic 2: Sink Again

1. Star Wars 27: Because You Just Can't Get Enough

9 comments:

Joslynn said...

I think you are wonderful.
Why?
You blogged.
I would love to see Pocahontas Attacks. I think it would somehow fulfill that savage Indian instinct within me...

Brittany said...

There'd be a really cool scene where she flings a bow through the neck of her opponent two seats away. And no, I didn't mean arrow when I said bow.

Joslynn said...

Neck? I believe it was slightly above the heart, yet below the collar bone. Nothing could be more painful. It would be an excellent twist to the end, where Mr. Thompson... I mean... John Smith begins to yell and Pocahontas is killed by his incredibley sharp baton. Sword.

Abby Norman said...

I'm not sure about the Star Trek one...
Anyhow...I do not like Killer Whales, and I'm sure Willy would have a satisfactory revenge if he'd just stop being tame, and let the monster free. (In Marine Bio, you learn more than you want to. For example, killer whales are literally the wolves of the ocean. I had to watch a long documentary of them chasing down a baby gray whale calf, and drown it, while the mom is trying to push it up so it can breathe...man...saddest thing I ever saw.)
Pocahantas should've attacked in real life.
Babe: Pig in the Meat-packing Plant says it all.
Godzilla? Never seen it. :)
Land Before Time is way overdone.
Star Wars is also overdone. What's star wars without Han Solo? Nothing. Don't need the prequels.
Sadly, to admit I'm a clueless person, I have no idea who Beavis and Butthead are...just that they had obnoxious laughter.

Abby Norman said...

Another Sequel you won't see?
Little Mermaid 3: Ursula Strikes Back

Cinderella 3: Cinderella learns to talk without being shy or succumbing.

Mulan 3: Shang and Mulan decide to see other people.

Melissa said...

Great post, Natty. Here's a few more:

Hamlet 2: Night of the Living Dead

Rosebud's Revenge (Citizen Kane)

Mr. Smith goes to Barbados

To Kill a Pigeon

Dances with Goats

Guess Who's Coming to Brunch

Matt Evans said...

Congratulations Prancy!
For being you.

Joslynn said...

Prancy?
What kind of name is that?

Joslynn said...

It's the boomerang fish. Guaranteed fresh. I throw the fish A-WAY... and it comes back to me. Get 'em while they're fresh.